Yep, that is how I labeled it - should be the title. Sorry about the truth - the complaints of the South - how the Baptist think everyone else is going to hell if not a Baptist.
So here we are. I would love to go to a Buddhist Temple - of course there are none here, unless they are in hiding for fear of....
However, I like to drink wine with dinner, and I love, just love to drink beer when I am doing yard work is this stinking humid and hot weather 10 months of the year. (May not be hot 10, but it sure is humid.)
Oh yes, I am not happy about my hair frizzing up- the fact that it is usually too hot to swim, it is not possible to grow trees near the pool - they dump things into it that are not good for the pump.
I am not fond of the bugs - I can deal with all but the giant biting horse bugs, and the AWFUL mosquito's. By the way Jerry Baker, your tonics don't work, and Home Depot - your attractant killing machine doesn't either.
There - I think I shall concentrate on the things I hate about the South and get it all out. There is repetition that I will certainly clear out - Donkeys?
GEORGIA
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Signs are required to be written in English.
You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.
Atlanta
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man's back.
Columbus
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Jonesboro
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
Kennesaw
Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
St. Mary's
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
Quitman
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Georgia Crazy Law
Acworth
Atlanta
Columbus
Gainesville
Jonesboro
Kennesaw
Marietta
St. Mary's
Quitman
A person must obtain a permit to spread rat poison.
Location: Dublin, Georgia | no comments
Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol.
Location: Athens, Georgia | one comment
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Location: Atlanta, Georgia | 2 comments
All citizens must own a rake.
Location: Acworth, Georgia | one comment
All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.
Location: Columbus, Georgia | 3 comments
All sex toys are banned.
Location: Georgia, United States | 4 comments
At Nickajack Elementary School, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Location: Cobb County, Georgia | 5 comments
Barber shops may not open on Sundays.
Location: Columbus, Georgia | one comment
Bars cannot sell alcohol under price during “Happy Hour”.
Location: Columbus, Georgia | no comments
Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits.
Location: Columbus, Georgia | no comments
Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.
Location: Columbus, Georgia | one comment
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
Location: Quitman, Georgia | no comments
Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.
Location: Dublin, Georgia | no comments
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Location: Gainesville, Georgia | 2 comments
Crosses may be burned on someone else’s property, so long as you have their permission.
Location: Columbus, Georgia | one comment
Cussing over the telephone is against the law.
Location: Columbus, Georgia | no comments
Dances are not allowed between 2:45 and 7am.
Location: Athens, Georgia | no comments
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Location: Georgia, United States | no comments
Drinking on buses is illegal.
Location: Athens, Georgia | no comments
Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
Location: Roswell, Georgia | one comment
Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
Location: Kennesaw, Georgia | 4 comments
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
Location: Athens, Georgia | no comments
If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.
Location: Georgia, United States | no comments
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
Location: Athens, Georgia | no comments
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Location: Quitman, Georgia | 6 comments
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